{"title":"Novelty Fun Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a touch of whimsy to your wardrobe with Yuppa Socks’ novelty and fun socks for both men and women. Our novelty socks collection features unique and funny socks designs and playful patterns that are sure to bring a smile to your face. Made from high-quality, ethically sourced materials, these fun socks for men and women offer both comfort and a burst of personality. Whether you're looking to make a statement with a novelty sock or just want to brighten up your day with a funny sock, our fun socks are the perfect choice. Plus, they come in eco-friendly packaging, aligning with our commitment to sustainability. No more unnecessary boxes, plastics, papers, nylons, or bubble wraps. Yes to smiles, fun, comfort, dance, and love.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"dont-follow-me-white-socks","title":"Don't Follow Me I Am Lost Too Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMismatched on purpose, lost on principle. These white socks come with one foot saying DON'T FOLLOW ME, the other replying I'M LOST TOO, in plain black block on each ribbed cuff. Mismatch slogan socks for the unmoored, the chronically-on-the-wrong-train, and the friend who plans nothing and arrives anyway. Soft cotton, unisex one-size, all-day comfy. Pair them deliberately. Both directions are wrong. That's the point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: intentionally mismatched pair: one sock prints 'DON'T FOLLOW ME', the other 'I'M LOST TOO', plain black block on a white base\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":42236633284758,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":42236633317526,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/dont-follow-me-i-am-lost-socks.jpg?v=1777652451"},{"product_id":"im-a-little-ray-of-fucking-sunshine-socks","title":"I'm A Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOptimism, with garnish. These green socks paint sunflowers across both ankles, anchored by the slogan 'I'M A LITTLE RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE' in case the flower wasn't enough proof. Slogan socks for the cheerful-but-tired, the relentlessly optimistic, and the friend who responds 'I'm great, you?' through gritted teeth and means it. Yellow toe, soft cotton, unisex one-size, all-day comfy. Sunny, sworn, sorted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: sunflower print with 'I'M A LITTLE RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE' slogan on a teal-green base, yellow toe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42253292601494,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/i-am-a-little-ray-of-fucking-sunshine-socks-1.png?v=1700606466"},{"product_id":"nice-cock-written-socks","title":"Nice Cock Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNice cock. The bird. Honest. These blue socks scatter colourful roosters across both ankles, with a small printed 'nice cock' near the cuff to make the joke entirely deniable. Slogan socks for the wordplay-loyalists, the dad-joke devotees, and the partner who'll definitely smirk every time they're worn. Soft cotton, unisex one-size, all-day comfy. The compliment lands. The rooster takes the credit. Everyone wins.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: colourful rooster print with 'nice cock' caption near the cuff on a navy-blue base\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42275098886294,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/nice-cock-blue-novelty-socks.jpg?v=1776269274"},{"product_id":"f-monday-written-socks","title":"Fuck Monday Novelty Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMondays earned this. These white socks print the universal sentiment in script: f... Monday, the asterisks doing just enough work to keep your boss reading past the cuff. Striped red and teal at the top like an old varsity sock that turned political. Slogan socks for the snooze-button loyalists, the chronically-Monday-wronged, and anyone whose week starts at noon Tuesday. Soft cotton, unisex, all-day comfy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'f... Monday' slogan in script with red-and-teal varsity stripes at the cuff on a white base\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42275312828566,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/fuck_monday_socks.webp?v=1723564355"},{"product_id":"pink-shut-up-socks","title":"Shut Up Pink Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSame two words, slightly nicer wrapping. These pink socks deliver SHUT UP in black block, framed by a clean white stripe across a soft coral base. Slogan socks for the people who like their boundaries colour-coordinated, the pink loyalists, and anyone who finds 'cute' and 'direct' a perfectly compatible combination. Unisex one-size, soft cotton, all-day comfy. The message is the same. The mood, slightly warmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'SHUT UP' slogan in black block within a white varsity tape on a coral pink base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":43775369379990,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":43775377244310,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/shut-up-pink-socks.jpg?v=1776277697"},{"product_id":"shut-up-slogan-socks","title":"Shut Up Black Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo words doing all the lifting. These black socks print SHUT UP in white block, framed by a thin white stripe like an old-school varsity tape. Slogan socks for the over-meeting'd, the chronically-explained-to, and the friend whose reply to most things is just a long stare. Unisex one-size, soft cotton, all-day comfy. Wear them when conversation is exhausting. Wear them when it isn't. Either fits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'SHUT UP' slogan in white block within a horizontal varsity tape on a black base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43775375278230,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/shut-up-black-socks_9c9372b7-e12f-4469-ae2f-4a090d3cd151.jpg?v=1776278037"},{"product_id":"first-class-bitch-socks","title":"First Class Bitch Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonality: first class, always. These white socks print the rank in plain block: FIRST CLASS BITCH, no apology, no asterisks. Slogan socks for the women who already act on their upgrade, the friends who'd absolutely buy a matching pair, and anyone whose self-talk has been correct for years. Soft cotton, unisex one-size, all-day comfy. Pair with whatever you're already wearing. The energy was there first.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'FIRST CLASS BITCH' slogan in plain black pixel block on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42387057901718,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/first-class-bitch-socks.jpg?v=1777651408"},{"product_id":"london-socks","title":"London Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe city, named and labelled. These blue socks bring out London's greatest hits: Big Ben, the Royal Guards, the London Eye, all framed by a vertical 'London' running up the leg in case anyone needs the subtitle. London socks for the residents, the tourists who took the trip seriously, and the person who keeps mentioning the time they had a flat in Hackney. Grey foot, blue middle, soft cotton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: Big Ben, Royal Guards and London Eye illustration with vertical 'London' wordmark on a blue upper, grey foot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42387064324246,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/products\/london-written-red-blue-london-eye-socks3.png?v=1723565062"},{"product_id":"i-dont-give-a-fuck-socks","title":"I Don't Give A Fuck Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn entire philosophy in five words. These white socks lay it out plain: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, in retro pixel block, like a position statement printed in cotton. Slogan socks for the unbothered, the unimpressed, and the people who've reached the stage where outrage is just bad time management. Soft cotton, unisex one-size, all-day comfy. Pair with anything. The sock will not flinch. You shouldn't either.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'I DON'T GIVE A FUCK' slogan in retro pixel block on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42408326594710,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/i-dont-give-a-fuck-white-socks.jpg?v=1776276500"},{"product_id":"fuck-off-unisex-socks","title":"Fuck Off Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes the message has to be on the foot. These white socks deliver it without commentary: FUCK OFF, plain black, no decoration. Slogan socks for the boundary-setters, the no-thank-you crowd, and the friend who's just done with someone in particular. Soft cotton, unisex one-size, all-day comfy. Pair with anyone, but probably not with someone you actively like. 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These white socks just print it: SEND NUDES, plain black, no follow-up needed. Slogan socks for the bold daters, the long-term partners with humour intact, and anyone who treats their group chat as performance art. Soft cotton, unisex one-size, all-day comfy. Pair with confidence. Pair with a wink. 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The fox approves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'FOR FOX SAKE' slogan around an orange fox face with smaller fox print on a navy-blue base, orange ribbed cuff and toe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42523692892310,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/for-fox-sake-socks.webp?v=1776800001"},{"product_id":"duck-socks","title":"Rubber Duck Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBath time, but make it portable. 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These white socks print BAD BITCH in plain black block, no embellishment, no apology. Slogan socks for the women who beat the room to the title, the friends who'd happily co-sign, and the ones who've been called worse with less reason. Soft cotton, unisex one-size, all-day comfy. Pair with any outfit. The energy stays the same.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'BAD BITCH' slogan in plain black block on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42724239900822,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/bad-bitch-white-socks.jpg?v=1776281062"},{"product_id":"do-nothing-club-socks","title":"Do Nothing Club Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere's a club. 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Soft cotton, unisex one-size, and a shape that survives the lawnmower.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: mismatched pair, comic-book SUPER DAD print in mirrored blue and yellow colourways\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43716264067222,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/super-dad-socks.jpg?v=1717069989"},{"product_id":"box-of-socks-bitch-box","title":"Bitch Box - Box Of Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo pairs, one general energy. The First Class Bitch pair brings the air-mile attitude, the Bad Bitch pair brings the everyday version. Both white socks, both reclaimed, both packed in a yellow Yuppa box that does its own talking. Slogan socks for the women who've already heard it, the women who say it first, and the ones who buy it for both their best friend and themselves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eContents: 2 pairs (First Class Bitch and Bad Bitch socks, both on white)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: gift-ready Yuppa box, recycled materials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43773641425046,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/box_of_socks3.jpg?v=1776281072"},{"product_id":"cute-but-psycho-socks","title":"Cute But Psycho Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo truths, in three words. These white socks deliver the full self-disclosure: CUTE BUT PSYCHO, in plain black on a soft cotton base. Slogan socks for the chaotically charming, the unhinged-in-a-fun-way, and the friend everyone keeps inviting back even though they bring drama. Unisex cut, all-day comfy. The honesty is up front. The vibes follow shortly after. The reactions, never disappointing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'CUTE BUT PSYCHO' slogan in plain black block on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43775360925846,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/cute-but-psycho-white-socks.jpg?v=1776283275"},{"product_id":"coffee-is-life-socks","title":"Coffee Is Life Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's a strong claim and it's holding up. These cream socks state it small but firm, COFFEE IS LIFE, with a tiny mug to back it up. Slogan socks for the espresso loyalists, the third-wave converts, and the one who answers most morning questions with 'after my coffee'. Soft cotton, unisex cut, all-day comfy. Goes well with the actual cup. Caffeine sold separately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: small 'Coffee Is Life' slogan with mini coffee mug graphic on a cream base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43864472584342,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/coffee-is-life-socks.jpg?v=1777490809"},{"product_id":"cherry-cherry-lady-socks","title":"Cherry Cherry Lady Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the lady, for the cherry, for the chorus you can't get out of your head. These white socks pixel-print 'CHERRY CHERRY LADY' under a pair of cartoon cherries, in proper retro red. Slogan socks for the eighties holdouts, the karaoke offenders, and the people who pair them with white trainers exactly the way the photo shows. Soft cotton, unisex, ready to dance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: cartoon cherry graphic with retro pixel 'CHERRY CHERRY LADY' slogan in red on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43864475271318,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/cherry-cherry-lady-socks1.jpg?v=1720786870"},{"product_id":"lover-socks-box","title":"Lover Box - Box Of Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRomance, summarised in three steps: SMILE first, LOVE ME second, SEND NUDES third (optional, recommended). These white socks come boxed and ready, all soft cotton, all unisex, all unmistakably forward. Slogan socks for the bold daters, the long-term partners with humour intact, and anyone whose love language is a well-placed innuendo. Yellow Yuppa box on the outside, the rest is on you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eContents: 3 pairs (Smile, Love Me, and Send Nudes socks, all on white)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: gift-ready Yuppa box, recycled materials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43908588011670,"sku":null,"price":21.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/lover-socks-box.jpg?v=1777490374"},{"product_id":"just-chill-box-box-of-socks","title":"Just Chill Box - Box Of Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThree pairs, one mood. The Do Nothing Club brings the philosophy, the red CHILL pair brings the volume, the black astronaut pair brings the float. Together they make the sort of recovery kit you'd give yourself after a Monday meeting. White socks, red socks and a bit of space, all in a yellow Yuppa box. Novelty socks for the genuinely tired and the strategically lazy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eContents: 3 pairs (Do Nothing Club, Chill, and Meditating Astronaut socks)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: gift-ready Yuppa box, recycled materials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43908630184086,"sku":null,"price":21.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/just-chill-socks-box.jpg?v=1777490239"},{"product_id":"i-need-sugar-daddy","title":"I Need Sugar Daddy Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eManifesting, but in writing. These white socks state the ask without burying the headline: I NEED SUGAR DADDY, in plain block, available for anyone who happens to be reading. Slogan socks for the joke-or-am-I crowd, the unbothered romantics, and the friend who reposts every sugar-baby meme without comment. Soft cotton, unisex cut, all-day comfy. The universe might ignore you. The sock will not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'I NEED SUGAR DADDY' slogan in plain black block on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57258806509950,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/i-need-sugar-daddy-socks.jpg?v=1777489883"},{"product_id":"sounds-gay-i-am-in-socks","title":"Sounds Gay Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe best two words in the English language. These white socks take the line and run with it: SOUNDS GAY ...I'M IN, anchored in rainbow stripes that wave across the leg, black cuff and toe to balance the picture. Slogan socks for the loud and proud, the loud and joyful, and the quietly-supportive who like the design too much to care. Pride, with a punchline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'SOUNDS GAY ...I'M IN' slogan over rainbow wave panel on a white base, black ribbed cuff and toe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57267985711486,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/sounds-gay-i-am-in-white-socks.webp?v=1776409237"},{"product_id":"duck-you-white-socks","title":"Duck You Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA duck. With opinions. These white socks come with a single very irate cartoon duck on each ankle, wing raised in classic protest, captioned DUCK YOU because the family-friendly version is funnier anyway. Slogan socks for the conflict comedians, the petty geniuses, and anyone who's ever wanted to send a passive-aggressive email through a sock instead. Soft cotton, unisex cut, ready for any pond.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: cartoon duck illustration with 'DUCK YOU' caption in black on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57267996000638,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/duck-you-white-socks_b058c8ce-52f7-4989-bc1f-b5f664a99168.webp?v=1776409484"},{"product_id":"fucktus-socks","title":"Fucktus Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBotany, but slightly off-script. These white socks plant a cactus on each ankle with one stalk doing the universal hand signal, captioned FUCKTUS like a children's book for adults who've had a week. Slogan socks for the houseplant crowd, the desert dwellers, and the office workers who think this is funnier than they're allowed to admit. Soft cotton, unisex, easy to slip on, harder to ignore.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: green cactus illustration with 'FUCKTUS' caption in black on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57268014252414,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/fucktus-socks_3848c01a-c449-4307-b9f4-cddbd3bbfe5c.png?v=1783615539"},{"product_id":"gym-queen-socks","title":"Gym Queen Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe crown was already yours; the sock is just the receipt. These white socks settle it: GYM QUEEN, with a small crown sitting up top like a coronation in cotton. Slogan socks for the regulars who outwork everyone, the casual-but-committed crew, and the friend who's been doing reformer Pilates for so long it's now a personality. Pull them on, take the floor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'GYM QUEEN' slogan with small crown graphic in black on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57268017791358,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/gym-queen-white-socks_a8f96e23-dc01-43fe-9095-5138e1b64dac.webp?v=1776409715"},{"product_id":"no-drama-please-socks","title":"No Drama Please Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoundaries, but politely. These white socks say it for you in three words: NO DRAMA PLEASE, in plain block on a soft cotton base. Slogan socks for the conflict-averse, the recently-burnt-out, and anyone whose group chat has been a lot lately. Unisex cut, all-day comfy. Pull them on, exit the situation, post a vague story. Job done.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'NO DRAMA PLEASE' slogan in plain black block on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57268025229694,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/no-drama-please-white-socks_66d0c07b-4134-418b-84c1-c19e70368efa.webp?v=1776409774"},{"product_id":"crazy-bitch","title":"Crazy Bitch Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe compliment depends on the speaker. These white socks let you steal it back: CRAZY BITCH, in plain block, no apology stitched in anywhere. Slogan socks for the women who beat the room to it, the friends who'd buy a matching pair, and the partners who already know. Soft cotton, unisex cut, full day's wear. The energy enters first, the sock follows.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'CRAZY BITCH' slogan in plain black block on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57268027294078,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/crazy-bitch-white-socks_0f2bec13-9ef4-425f-a269-b2549e12f1df.webp?v=1776409797"},{"product_id":"slut-white-socks","title":"Slut Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDESCRIPTION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne word. Plain font. No commentary required. These white socks just say it: SLUT, black on white, like a placeholder for a bigger conversation. Slogan socks for the unbothered, the reclaimers, and the people who read 'edgy' as 'finally' on a Tuesday. Pair with anything. The point is you saw, you wore, you walked off. The talking, if any, is up to whoever's looking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: single-word 'SLUT' slogan in plain black block on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57268034175358,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/slut-white-socks_90f40aea-7bfa-4e07-9219-5b752e10b8f0.webp?v=1776409844"},{"product_id":"gym-king-socks","title":"Gym King Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrown comes with the territory, even on cardio day. These white socks announce it cleanly: GYM KING, with a small crown above, no qualifying small print. Slogan socks for the gym regulars, the gym irregulars, and the optimist who hasn't been since New Year but still claims the title. Pull them on, lift something, strut to the pre-workout. Do try not to wear the crown to the office.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'GYM KING' slogan with small crown graphic in black on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57268198801790,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/gym-king-white-socks.webp?v=1776410897"},{"product_id":"brew-enjoy-empty-repeat-socks","title":"Beer Repeat Socks","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-content-tab block-description_aYFeFQ\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-content-tab__content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte product-content-tab__rte body3 body-color body-font-weight-from-global-settings\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat. The four-step beer plan, neatly printed across these black socks like a corporate flowchart for life's better moments. The B, E, E, R are colour-locked in yellow, the rest of the steps in white, and the beer mug is right there for proof of concept. Slogan socks for the pub strategists, the IPA loyalists, and anyone who treats Friday as a method.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'Brew Enjoy Empty Repeat' BEER acronym slogan with beer mug graphic on a black base, yellow ribbed cuff and toe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57300237058430,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/beer-black-socks_3.webp?v=1776939208"},{"product_id":"cat-mum-pink-socks","title":"Cat Mum Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere are mums. And then there are cat mums, who own more lint rollers than dishes and a love that meows back at four in the morning. These pink socks say it out loud, 'Cat Mum', with two small lookouts already plotting on the cuff. Slogan socks for the woman who answers to a cat first, and her own name second. Wrap them. Done.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: 'Cat Mum' slogan with two cat illustrations (tabby and black-and-white) on a pink base, black cuff, heel and toe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57300257866110,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/cat-mum-socks.webp?v=1776939496"},{"product_id":"dont-fucking-touch-me-socks","title":"Don’t Touch Me Cat Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome cats want a chin scratch. This one wants distance. These pink socks come with a grey cat already tired of your nonsense and a slogan that does the talking: DON'T F*CKING TOUCH ME. Slogan socks for the introverts, the cat parents, and anyone who'd rather skip the small talk on the train. Wear them when you mean it. Which is basically always.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: grumpy grey cat with 'Don't F*cking Touch Me' slogan on a pink base, black cuff, heel and toe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57300274774398,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/dont-fucking-touch-me-socks.webp?v=1776939955"},{"product_id":"fuck-off-im-gaming-socks","title":"Retro Gaming Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome games pause. Some don't. The ones you're playing definitely don't, which is why these black socks say it for you: F*CK OFF, I'M GAMING, in proper pixel font, alongside red and green invaders that haven't aged a day. Slogan socks for the gamers, for the controller crowd, the keyboard warriors, and anyone who'd rather not be tapped on the shoulder mid-fight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: pixel-art invaders with 'F*ck Off, I'm Gaming' slogan on black base, cyan ribbed cuff and toe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57300291486078,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/fuck-off-im-gaming-socks.webp?v=1776940076"},{"product_id":"union-of-jack-socks","title":"Union Jack Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people wear their patriotism on their sleeve. You're going one step lower. These blue socks pack a full Union Jack across the leg: red, white, sorted. British socks for anyone who likes their national pride with a wink. Brilliant at the airport, even better at the pub. 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