{"product_id":"fucktus-socks","title":"Fucktus Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBotany, but slightly off-script. These white socks plant a cactus on each ankle with one stalk doing the universal hand signal, captioned FUCKTUS like a children's book for adults who've had a week. Slogan socks for the houseplant crowd, the desert dwellers, and the office workers who think this is funnier than they're allowed to admit. Soft cotton, unisex, easy to slip on, harder to ignore.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) \/ 4–10 (M) \/ EU 36–44\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: green cactus illustration with 'FUCKTUS' caption in black on a white base, ribbed cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging: recycled, plastic-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: machine wash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yuppa Socks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57268014252414,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9386\/6134\/files\/fucktus-white-socks.webp?v=1777489668","url":"https:\/\/yuppasocks.com\/products\/fucktus-socks","provider":"Yuppa Socks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}