Fucktus Socks
Botany, but slightly off-script. These white socks plant a cactus on each ankle with one stalk doing the universal hand signal, captioned FUCKTUS like a children's book for adults who've had a week. Slogan socks for the houseplant crowd, the desert dwellers, and the office workers who think this is funnier than they're allowed to admit. Soft cotton, unisex, easy to slip on, harder to ignore.
DETAILS
Material: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane
Fit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) / 4–10 (M) / EU 36–44
Design: green cactus illustration with 'FUCKTUS' caption in black on a white base, ribbed cuff
Made: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches
Packaging: recycled, plastic-free
Care: machine wash cold, hang dry
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