Nice Cock Socks
Nice cock. The bird. Honest. These blue socks scatter colourful roosters across both ankles, with a small printed 'nice cock' near the cuff to make the joke entirely deniable. Slogan socks for the wordplay-loyalists, the dad-joke devotees, and the partner who'll definitely smirk every time they're worn. Soft cotton, unisex one-size, all-day comfy. The compliment lands. The rooster takes the credit. Everyone wins.
DETAILS
Material: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane
Fit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) / 4–10 (M) / EU 36–44
Design: colourful rooster print with 'nice cock' caption near the cuff on a navy-blue base
Made: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches
Packaging: recycled, plastic-free
Care: machine wash cold, hang dry
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