Professional Stalker Socks
Some people lurk; the honest ones print it on their socks. These white socks declare it small and proudly: PROFESSIONAL STALKER, in plain black on a soft cotton base. Slogan socks for the deep-dive Instagram detectives, the LinkedIn-scroll nostalgists, and anyone whose 'how do you know that?' has gotten suspiciously specific. Unisex one-size, all-day comfy. Wear them on a first date. See what happens.
DETAILS
Material: 80% cotton, 18% polyamide, 2% elastane
Fit: unisex, one size fits UK 3.5–9.5 (W) / 4–10 (M) / EU 36–44
Design: 'PROFESSIONAL STALKER' slogan in plain black block on a white base, ribbed cuff
Made: ethically sourced, knitted in small batches
Packaging: recycled, plastic-free
Care: machine wash cold, hang dry
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